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http://ryanownsthesky.wordpress.com/

My little girl turns 2 years old today!



Party on Saturday for her 1-4 in Ajax.

If you're interested in coming by to say Happy Birthday to her, please contact me or Sarah for location and directions.

Astro is back...fatter but just as playful.

SOLD!!

I've only used it a handful of times and works great.

Asking $60, I paid $200 for it originally. I am also throwing in a case for it.



P.S. If you don't buy it, it automatically means you aren't my friend

P.P.S I might or might not be sending Liam Neeson a script soon.

P.P.P.S. Dieting is balls

Thought I'd share with you all Me, Jess, and Dan's apartment. This is only the top floor of it, more photos to come later...





I am loving my Nikon D-40!

Going to be 26 this year, it's not even funny anymore

The dream started with Jess and I walking down Toronto, which looked a lot different than it does now. Strip clubs and worn down streets everywhere. Yet the Zanzibar still lay intact. The dream then cut to Macho Man Randy Savage now sporting his own reality show where he will go around and pretend to rob places only to reveal that it was just a joke. Did I mention, his reality show took place in space?? So Macho Man went to a a little corner store just outside our atmosphere and began to faux-rob the shop keeper. However, the shopkeep seemed to be used to being robbed and as Macho Man pulled a gun on him, the shopkeep pulled one out himself and began to shoot at Macho Man (note: I guess the lack of gravity didn't apply here, I don't think you can shoot a gun in space and have it work effectively, one can easily step away from the path of the bullet). So Macho Man panicked nd jumped into his little space vehicle and hurdled back to Earth. However, he collided with a giant Asteroid which happened to be on a rapid pace towards Earth.

We now cut to Earth. Jess and I and a bunch of friends from High School and now are at some sort of outdoor cooking party. There was a little kiosk where you can bring basic ingredients for your favourite food and these cooks will make the best dish of it you have ever had. So I bring French Toast, which happens to be one of my favourite foods (but doesn't come close to cabbage rolls). As I wait, I notice a bring light which happens to be orbiting the planet at a fast rate. I instantly think it's an asteroid and I begin to warn people. No one takes me seriously. Jess becomes embarrassed and walks off. Eventually it is certain that the bright light is an asteroid and everyone begins to panic. I desperately begin to search for Jess but I am unable to find her. As more people panic and run away, the asteroid is ever so close, to the point where the earth is strobing a blue, red, and yellow colour. I find Jess and tell her that I love her and am happy to spend my last minutes with her. She acts hesitant, and instead of hugging me, she stabs me with a dagger in my lower back, pushes me over, and runs away.

The asteroid collides with the Earth, but strangely I find myself alive. Everything around me is obliterated. I begin to walk around to find survivors and safe ground. I begin receiving text messages from people saying that they are alive. Of course, I had to check my Facebook, and have a few messages. One from Remi saying that he is alive up North in a place that has been unaffected by the asteroid, I've also been tagged in pictures from the asteroid panic. My friend Lindsey Culkin sends me an angry message about me not telling her that Jess and I were going out for the sole purpose of going on a double date with her and her fiance. So I decide to try and find Jess and head that way. I come to a small town that seems to have some sort of structure to it, buildings are burnt but still stand. I find Jess in a restaurant and hurry her way. Before I get there, my friend Mike Harron comes by and tells me not to approach Jess because she is pissed. He then confidently tells me to wait one second, he goes in, talks to Jess, then comes out winking at me. So I go in, and Jess is even more pissed than before. When I ask her what's wrong, she says that she saw my very first "girlfriend" when I was 4 years old. When I try to explain to her that I was 4 at that time, she runs off!

I then go to a swimming pool to wipe off all the dust and blood off of me. Before I can jump in, the lifeguard tells me that I can't go in because I had blood on me. I remembered that Jess had stabbed me, but I then remember that I sewed the would up myself. I then spend the rest of my dream trying to find Jess. Please note that Jess isn't actually irrational like this, she's sweet and wouldn't bring stuff up like that. I guess that's why I found it quite funny that she was so angry in the dream.

I just found out that I kept her up until 3AM last night snoring and talking in my sleep. Perhaps her frustration channeled itself into my dream.

Dun Dun Duuuun.

Yesterday we celebrated June's second Christmas.

June got lots of toys which included Elmo Live, A slide, and various other gifts that she loved. We also received some wonderful gifts from June's Mom and Step Dad.

I also got a Nikon D-40 for Christmas, so I went a little camera happy!





Also, Sarah and Simon sent us along a picture of June and her baby brother Owen for Christmas. I am still blown away about how fast June has grown, she looks so grown up here!




P.S. I Love You Jess

To you and yours